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Leela’s gonna kill me. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Shut up and get to the point! Now what?

  • Negative, bossy meat creature!
  • Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Do a flip! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Daylight and everything. You can see how I lived before I met you.

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Oh yeah, good luck with that.

No, she’ll probably make me do it. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Shut up and get to the point!

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge.

Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? No! Don’t jump! I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.

Really?! And then the battle’s not so bad? But existing is basically all I do!

It must be wonderful. No argument here. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Say what? Who are those horrible orange men? No, she’ll probably make me do it.

They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Now what? Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

  • Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
  • Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
  • I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day.

Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! I can explain. It’s very valuable. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. A sexy mistake. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.